SubCRIMINAL Advertising

Alright, people, here is an imagination conversation that never happened. It's between me and AZ. Ok, so AZ pry hasn't even read this yet himself...oh well, lol!

Me: "AZ, I QUIT!"
AZ: "You quit what?"
Me: "All this blasted LCCW stuff! Nobody ever gives feedback, and we slave away at it just to get it done every 2 weeks! I'm sick of it!"
AZ: "Ah, come on man, we can't give up! Let's just tell our subscribers that they better give feedback or, OR, else, umm...yeah"
Me: OR ELSE WHAT?
AZ: "Um, nevermind that. So what do you think?"
Me: "OF WHAT?"
AZ: "Of my idea"
Me: "Oh, sure...how 'bout the next issue? Maybe tell 'em that they better give some sort of feedback, or else they don't get the magazine...What do you think?"
AZ: "No, no, not that flat out, we have to use subliminal advertising!"
Me: Subcriminal what!?"
AZ: "SubLIMINAL advertising. You know, how like on TV they do this thing where they'll show a picture of something real quick, or tell you something subtly."
Me: "Oh, gotcha..."
AZ: Or, or, maybe...ah nevermind"
Me: "Shucks, I've gotta get to bells, cya!"
AZ: (still pondering his new-found idea) "Or maybe give them half the magazine and tell 'em - HEY! WHERE'D YOU GO???"