SubCRIMINAL Advertising

Alright, people, here is an imagination conversation that never happened. It's between me and AZ. Ok, so AZ pry hasn't even read this yet himself...oh well, lol!

Me: "AZ, I QUIT!"
AZ: "You quit what?"
Me: "All this blasted LCCW stuff! Nobody ever gives feedback, and we slave away at it just to get it done every 2 weeks! I'm sick of it!"
AZ: "Ah, come on man, we can't give up! Let's just tell our subscribers that they better give feedback or, OR, else, umm...yeah"
Me: OR ELSE WHAT?
AZ: "Um, nevermind that. So what do you think?"
Me: "OF WHAT?"
AZ: "Of my idea"
Me: "Oh, sure...how 'bout the next issue? Maybe tell 'em that they better give some sort of feedback, or else they don't get the magazine...What do you think?"
AZ: "No, no, not that flat out, we have to use subliminal advertising!"
Me: Subcriminal what!?"
AZ: "SubLIMINAL advertising. You know, how like on TV they do this thing where they'll show a picture of something real quick, or tell you something subtly."
Me: "Oh, gotcha..."
AZ: Or, or, maybe...ah nevermind"
Me: "Shucks, I've gotta get to bells, cya!"
AZ: (still pondering his new-found idea) "Or maybe give them half the magazine and tell 'em - HEY! WHERE'D YOU GO???"

School is Skull

School is skull...A random poem from the Editor! Enjoy!

School is skull is scum.
Its Algebra is hard to fathom.
School is skull is scum.
Its English makes me glum.
School is skull is scum.
Its Science is kind of toilsome.
School is skull is scum.
History is a problem.
School is skull is scum.
Now that I've told you the rythm,
I'll say goodbye and ho-hum!

(PS: School isn't as bad as I make it sound...It was totally random...Thanks for reading!)